Tell him you have had a firearm accident you have blown your left testicle off and it will probably take acouple of weeks to find it so the docs can sew it back on again.

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Nightcrewman Reviewed by Nightcrewman on . What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake? I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL... any genius ideas? Rating: 5