tell 'em your girl pulled a lorena bobbit on you and you're gonna be in the hospital for awhile...

of course, you'll soon have to deal with all your coworkers jokes..
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake? I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL... any genius ideas? Rating: 5