What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake?

[Runaway Jim]

I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL...

any genius ideas?

Get some damn responsibility and stop trying to fake sickness for pot.
That just perpetuates the "lazy stoner" stereotypes.
I hold down jobs and i somehow manage to still "blaze with my homies".