What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake?

[YahtzeeG]

I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL...

any genius ideas?

YahtzeeG Reviewed by YahtzeeG on 05-16-2007. What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake? I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL... any genius ideas? Rating: 5