What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake?

[Runaway Jim]

I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL...

any genius ideas?

Get some damn responsibility and stop trying to fake sickness for pot.
That just perpetuates the "lazy stoner" stereotypes.
I hold down jobs and i somehow manage to still "blaze with my homies".

Runaway Jim Reviewed by Runaway Jim on 05-17-2007. What are some Diseases that are common and easy to fake? I am trying to skip work for a few weeks just to blaze with my homies. I wanna make up a disease or a virus or something so that I can skip work. I know food poisoning is an easy one... but I can't miss a whole week on food poisoning LOL... any genius ideas? Rating: 5

[Pipe Dreams]

Get some damn responsibility and stop trying to fake sickness for pot.
That just perpetuates the "lazy stoner" stereotypes.
I hold down jobs and i somehow manage to still "blaze with my homies".

Ah, get your ass off your shoulders. SMART people dont tell other people that they work with that they smoke, so the "lazy stoner" bullshit shouldnt even be in it. Now, instead of complaining and moaning, why dont you attempt to give the guy a good lie?

[yoda]

Get some damn responsibility and stop trying to fake sickness for pot.
That just perpetuates the "lazy stoner" stereotypes.
I hold down jobs and i somehow manage to still "blaze with my homies".

amen :thumbsup:

he's got the disease of ignorance down quite good i might say

[originalblu]

mono is your best bet,, it lasts for awhile and is fairly common. one of my friends has mono and shes goin on her second week off from school:thumbsup:

[Runaway Jim]

Ah, get your ass off your shoulders. SMART people dont tell other people that they work with that they smoke, so the "lazy stoner" bullshit shouldnt even be in it. Now, instead of complaining and moaning, why dont you attempt to give the guy a good lie?

Because the whole idea of it bothers me, if you sign up to do a damn job you better do it, its some stupid bullshit to cut out on work with a FAKE illness specifically for the purpose of smoking bud, which i do every day regardless. It casts a bad light on the cannabis community, not that they would find out, i jsut think its irresponsible and grimy to do, at least give your boss 2 weeks notice instead of opting out with an excuse like a bum.

[Pipe Dreams]

Because the whole idea of it bothers me, if you sign up to do a damn job you better do it, its some stupid bullshit to cut out on work with a FAKE illness specifically for the purpose of smoking bud, which i do every day regardless. It casts a bad light on the cannabis community, not that they would find out, i jsut think its irresponsible and grimy to do, at least give your boss 2 weeks notice instead of opting out with an excuse like a bum.

I think mono is a good idea.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

just have someone call your boss and tell him that you've been pulled in to the psych ward for 48 hour observation (for some reason i've never been able to understand, 48 hours of observation takes 3 days). not only will you get a few days off, chances are that no one is going to be too nosey about the whole affair and the added plus is that everyone at work will probably give you a wide berth for a while.

[Runaway Jim]

Whatever, youre just immature about shit thats all.

[Runaway Jim]

And i know most places of work need a signed doctors note so good luck with that...

[halo]

Get some damn responsibility and stop trying to fake sickness for pot.
That just perpetuates the "lazy stoner" stereotypes.
I hold down jobs and i somehow manage to still "blaze with my homies".

Amen brother. Dude man up to your job. If anything, say youre going on vacation.