The Users Guide To Females

[Ghettopops]

I go down on my wife, I can snack on dat all night long. Once she gets what's her's I climb on top and grind away, Sometimes touching that special spot(not the clit) and she gets whats hers again. Then she gets on top and grinds her own out on me and then the rest is ALL ME.

[TallulahGreen]

it has nothing to do with being "professional", only 10% of women can orgasm from internal stimulation. Not everyone can just magically do it.

Crap man...I was just joking...I only say professional sex partner because weve been having sex everyday practically with eachother for 2 years..

..and I'm fortunate to be in that 10%.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Don't ever insult a women's vagina.

and when you're eating me out you better act like it tastes like strawberries and cream 'cause I act like I'm eating the most delicious lollipop in the world when it's your turn..


and like I mentioned in the last thread

I don't like it when my boyfriend has more drama then I do.

I also don't like it when he compares his life to mine while I'm upset or crying. I.E "Well baby, atleast you don't_______". It's ME time right now, sorry honey.

Ya dig?

[Nightcrewman]

RE Clitoral stimulation

When MRS NCM said she was geting a rabbit I thought fuck where are we gonna keep its hutch.

Cheers and keep on stimulating
NCM

[Nightcrewman]

For the un-initiated heres a rabbit

when your rabbits buzzin doesn't mean your pet bunny is stoned!

[evertking]

you have got to eat the puhnanar

[OreO]

Don't ever insult a women's vagina.

and when you're eating me out you better act like it tastes like strawberries and cream 'cause I act like I'm eating the most delicious lollipop in the world when it's your turn..


and like I mentioned in the last thread

hahaha then please make it not smell like fish...(not you babyface) but in general. I love eatin Vag BUT if it smells like fish down there....im stayin away that is just fucked up if a girl expects a dude to eat them out when they are not the freshest....ooooo thats just wrong. I never did but i fingered a girl that smell like fish(didnt kno at first) then after that we never hooked up again.

I kno dudes need to keep clean, but IM always clean if im gettin some, if i feel that im dirty, then i try not to mess around but in the spur of the moment i guess it doesnt matter(but no oral if im feelin dirty, dont wanna do that to the girl)

[420MissHighTimes420]

Take us out to dinner before we have sex, it doesn't have to be dinner just some sort of nice date. I like to be wined and dinned... and it's always a turn on to me when a guy can smoke as much as me, and a guy who alwas has weed to put up with mine.

Oh and the PMS thing is annoying, I feel like everytime I'm upset or angry about something, a guy (and girls sometimes too) always blame it on that. I can just be having a bad day

[RobPA]

Take us out to dinner before we have sex, it doesn't have to be dinner just some sort of nice date. I like to be wined and dinned... and it's always a turn on to me when a guy can smoke as much as me, and a guy who alwas has weed to put up with mine.

Oh and the PMS thing is annoying, I feel like everytime I'm upset or angry about something, a guy (and girls sometimes too) always blame it on that. I can just be having a bad day

Where are you from and will you marry me? lol

[Aeonboom]

It is damn near impossible to get a girl off without direct clitoral stimulation. Stop getting on top of us and hump away thinking that were going to cum at the same time as yu are. Ain't gonna happen.

oh and fourplay is key.

You've obviously never had anyone know what theyre doing. i've never had a problem given someone an orgasm through any "spot" and there are many.

foreplay is most certainly the "key" to all successes in life.

the thing with me is, i prefer foreplay to sex. it turns me on more knowing she is turned on, than being directly turned on myself. i guess some blokes are just too impatient.