The Users Guide To Females

[BUZz UK]

Ok, so this is essentially a copy of Slip's 'Users Guide To Males', but the female version. I'm a bit pissed, sorry...


I'll get the ball rollling: G Spot. You can feel it, like and inch or so into the vagina (what a rank word). Use it lads.

BUZz UK Reviewed by BUZz UK on 05-16-2007. The Users Guide To Females Ok, so this is essentially a copy of Slip's 'Users Guide To Males', but the female version. I'm a bit pissed, sorry... I'll get the ball rollling: G Spot. You can feel it, like and inch or so into the vagina (what a rank word). Use it lads. Rating: 5

[rebgirl420]

It is damn near impossible to get a girl off without direct clitoral stimulation. Stop getting on top of us and hump away thinking that were going to cum at the same time as yu are. Ain't gonna happen.

oh and fourplay is key.

[BUZz UK]

oh and fourplay is key.

sex without foreplay is like a beer without a fag...

[Skink]

I used to get behind my x's and rub my weiner on their ass,,,that never worked!!! it's all about them,,,we are just their toy,,, so face it...

[stinkyattic]

Clitoral stimulation? lol you don't need a man for that... just 400 pounds of metal and plastic, a full tank of gas, and some wonderful Massachusetts roads (mmmmm every pothole is like a little gift from the Goddesses....)
tee hee

[TallulahGreen]

It is damn near impossible to get a girl off without direct clitoral stimulation. Stop getting on top of us and hump away thinking that were going to cum at the same time as yu are. Ain't gonna happen.

oh and fourplay is key.

I dunno...I don't like clit stimulation that much....
..and we always get off at the same time.

It's pretty awesome getting off at the same time.:hippy::hippy:

[napolitana869]

boobs aren't stress balls so don't treat them as such. No squeezing allowed.

[stinkyattic]

Never, ever, EVER accuse us of having PMS.
Instead, give us a hug and some chocolate.

DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

[TallulahGreen]

boobs aren't stress balls so don't treat them as such. No squeezing allowed.

My boyfriend once decided to randomly bite my nipple while he was on mushrooms.

I immediatly started crying it hurt so bad...haha..I didn't know what to do..I was shocked.

[napolitana869]

ouch