Quote Originally Posted by higher4hockey
putting the toilet seat down is going to be the cause of my future divorce, i can see it now. i never put the toilet seat down. and im one stubborn mother-fucker. why on gods green earth should a guy have to put the toliet seat down? why cant the girl just look at the damn thing before plopping her ass down on it??

maybe i'll just have a urinal put in when i get married....thta way on my 50th wedding anniversary i can give a toast and say thta the urinal saved my marriage.
For me it's mostly because I don't want the dog to drink out of the toilet.

Do you know how not fun it is to have a dog with a wet face come rub it all over you and know that it's toilet water?

Especially when you KNOW that your boyfriend flushes the toilet while he is still peeing....so I know for a fact there is still piss residue in the toilet.

I don't even get mad anymore..I just politely put the toilet seat back down...

..in a very OBVIOUS manner.:hippy::hippy::hippy: