Quote Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
PLEASE GUYS JUST PUT THE GODDAMNED TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!!! If there is one thing my boyfriend does that annoys the shit out of me is that he never puts the toilet seat down.

I am thinking of putting a GODDAMNED SIGN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET!!
Here's my sign. Ladies, be considerate.

Dave Chapelle summarized the male mind nicely in one of his standup routines.

"A man only wants four things: suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich and don't talk so damn much."

I'm a little more complicated than that, but I think pretty much everything has already been said. Most importantly, be into a dude and make damn sure he knows it - that's what turns me on more than anything else. Oh, and be honest.