Quote Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
PLEASE GUYS JUST PUT THE GODDAMNED TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!!! If there is one thing my boyfriend does that annoys the shit out of me is that he never puts the toilet seat down.

I am thinking of putting a GODDAMNED SIGN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET!!
Here's my sign. Ladies, be considerate.

Dave Chapelle summarized the male mind nicely in one of his standup routines.

"A man only wants four things: suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich and don't talk so damn much."

I'm a little more complicated than that, but I think pretty much everything has already been said. Most importantly, be into a dude and make damn sure he knows it - that's what turns me on more than anything else. Oh, and be honest.
LuckyG Reviewed by LuckyG on . the user's guide to males.... ok c'mon guys, chip in here... we're trying to get a compiled list of actual 'rules' for operating us males :wtf: try to keep the comedy out of it, i want this serious.... (females could do the same if htey like) one sex always seems to have problems understanding the other, so lets get a guide going... can be rules, input, anything... just to help the opposite understand us better.... what we need, what we want, what we mean... but like i said, keep the comedy to a minimum... (also note, Rating: 5