putting the toilet seat down is going to be the cause of my future divorce, i can see it now. i never put the toilet seat down. and im one stubborn mother-fucker. why on gods green earth should a guy have to put the toliet seat down? why cant the girl just look at the damn thing before plopping her ass down on it??

maybe i'll just have a urinal put in when i get married....thta way on my 50th wedding anniversary i can give a toast and say thta the urinal saved my marriage.