the user's guide to males....

[Trip06]

Im a simple guy so I hate head games and gave up understanding them.
I also love affectinate girls and skip the bitches. One thing I cant stand bitching.

[slowlickitysplit]

You guys make me feel really lucky I have the boyfriend I do.

He puts up with so much shit. Anytime of the day I have any sort of problem I call him immediatly to tell him...

I am always inviting my mother over and hes always coming over to my families house..

I rarely ever cook anything...

I haven't had any money for a week and a half and have been taken care of just fiiinne.

I will say one thing though...



PLEASE GUYS JUST PUT THE GODDAMNED TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!!! If there is one thing my boyfriend does that annoys the shit out of me is that he never puts the toilet seat down.

I am thinking of putting a GODDAMNED SIGN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET!!

OMG! LMFAO!
When I was potty training my kids I could never get my ex-wife to put down the lid so my little guys and I made up a smiley face for on top of the lid and a frowny face for the underside! Needles to say she didn't appriciate it and, though I trained my little men well, the ex-wife still isn't house broken!

- Slow -

[420MissHighTimes420]

[align=left]I just pictured busting my nut in your mouth and kissing you afterwards. Why hasn't someone done a "word theory" about provocative terms in misshightimes post? Here is my hypothesis: If you say sexual things I am going to get a boner. That is good too! Sexy talk in bed! I want my girl to talk dirty to me and make me believe she really wants it and isn't just being a selfless vessel for my member. But if she wants to be, then that is OK too. Be sure to make it believable though, ladies. We all know acting is second-nature to women :thumbsup:.



Of course! Ask questions! I would have never thought of that.
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You should call me and ask me questions and in return I'll talk dirty haha