the user's guide to males....

[yoda]

Heres the most important one yet: Don't beat around the freakin' bush! Just be honest and ask her what she wants. I'm sick and tired of all these guys saying they don't know what a girl wants. ASK HER!!!! It's the only way you'll be a 100 percent sure!!!!!!

hey do you wanna give me a blowjob doesnt always go over well with her though

[rebgirl420]

^^ It works just fine at my house haha. I mean how would I know if he doesn't ask? m in no mood for guessing games. And im the same way with him.

[TheBigOne45]

Too much work to go through all of this.

Buy her a dildo. She'll be happier.

[BUZz UK]

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Of course! Ask questions! I would have never thought of that.
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rofl.

3 dots for sarcasm mate...

[Psycho4Bud]

Suck us, fuck us, feed us, ignore our bodily noises, be quiet during sporting events on TV, visit with your mother at HER house. :thumbsup:

But very little of this falls into the "pooky poo" syndrom that goes with relationships.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[BUZz UK]

Suck us, fuck us, feed us, ignore our bodily noises, be quiet during sporting events on TV, visit with your mother at HER house.

wow, you're a deep and demanding guy P4B

[Psycho4Bud]

wow, you're a deep and demanding guy P4B

Hey, it's an honest users guide......in reality it would be a users guide for males to get bitch slapped but we can at least wish a little.....SILENTLY of course.:thumbsup:

Most any woman that would mention this to her boyfriend/husband would probably get a response of "Oh no hunny"...with a smirk on his face.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[stinkyattic]

visit with your mother at HER house.

You too, champ.
I don't need no instruction in how to feed you/ iron your drawers/ take care of your needs.... Especially not from mum.

[Psycho4Bud]

You too, champ.
I don't need no instruction in how to feed you/ iron your drawers/ take care of your needs.... Especially not from mum.

OUCH!! Slap from the right! LOL.....I know, mother-in-laws can be a pain in the ass from both sides BUT ya know, ma is a hell of a cook..........

Psycho ducks and covers from the slap coming from the left side. LOL

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Ganj]

Someone should make a thread to observe the knowledge we have acquired of the opposite sex. That ought to be very insightful...