the user's guide to males....

[stinkyattic]

mother-in-laws can be a pain in the ass from both sides :

don't tell me you have ever participated in a mother-in-law sex sandwich....

stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on 05-16-2007. the user's guide to males.... ok c'mon guys, chip in here... we're trying to get a compiled list of actual 'rules' for operating us males :wtf: try to keep the comedy out of it, i want this serious.... (females could do the same if htey like) one sex always seems to have problems understanding the other, so lets get a guide going... can be rules, input, anything... just to help the opposite understand us better.... what we need, what we want, what we mean... but like i said, keep the comedy to a minimum... (also note, Rating: 5

[Psycho4Bud]

don't tell me you have ever participated in a mother-in-law sex sandwich....

LOL..not a mother in law thing but there was this mother/daughter deal one night.........kind of freaky to say the least. Ended up dating the mother for a while after that but.....

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[stinkyattic]

lol Who would have thunkit... midwesterners DO have some serious freak in them.... hahaha

[Psycho4Bud]

lol Who would have thunkit... midwesterners DO have some serious freak in them.... hahaha

It gets damn cold up here. Trying to stay warm with some whiskey and good times makes for some situations from time to time. LOL

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[BUZz UK]

Someone should make a thread to observe the knowledge we have acquired of the opposite sex. That ought to be very insightful...

see my thread...

[TallulahGreen]

You guys make me feel really lucky I have the boyfriend I do.

He puts up with so much shit. Anytime of the day I have any sort of problem I call him immediatly to tell him...

I am always inviting my mother over and hes always coming over to my families house..

I rarely ever cook anything...

I haven't had any money for a week and a half and have been taken care of just fiiinne.

I will say one thing though...



PLEASE GUYS JUST PUT THE GODDAMNED TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!!! If there is one thing my boyfriend does that annoys the shit out of me is that he never puts the toilet seat down.

I am thinking of putting a GODDAMNED SIGN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET!!

[Psycho4Bud]

You guys make me feel really lucky I have the boyfriend I do.

He puts up with so much shit. Anytime of the day I have any sort of problem I call him immediatly to tell him...

I am always inviting my mother over and hes always coming over to my families house..

I rarely ever cook anything...

I haven't had any money for a week and a half and have been taken care of just fiiinne.

I will say one thing though...



PLEASE GUYS JUST PUT THE GODDAMNED TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!!! If there is one thing my boyfriend does that annoys the shit out of me is that he never puts the toilet seat down.

I am thinking of putting a GODDAMNED SIGN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET!!

That was just a users guide.....in "real life" it's a much different situation or you grow old with hairy knuckles. LOL As for the mother thing....it's my ladies choice as of now to keep her family distanced from me. Her ma is 46 and I'm 45 so she's just a bit leary of how her parents are going to react to me. I told her we could all just sit down, fire up a J, and discuss matters but she doesn't think her folks are quite up for that for some odd reason. LOL

As for the toilet seat.......even though I live alone I have learned from past marriages; When the ladies stop in they want a clean bathroom with the seat in the down position! It's just natural habit now to do it.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[higher4hockey]

putting the toilet seat down is going to be the cause of my future divorce, i can see it now. i never put the toilet seat down. and im one stubborn mother-fucker. why on gods green earth should a guy have to put the toliet seat down? why cant the girl just look at the damn thing before plopping her ass down on it??

maybe i'll just have a urinal put in when i get married....thta way on my 50th wedding anniversary i can give a toast and say thta the urinal saved my marriage.

[stinkyattic]

maybe i'll just have a urinal put in when i get married....thta way on my 50th wedding anniversary i can give a toast and say thta the urinal saved my marriage.

Now THAT is wisdom.
With my ex, I just used the guest bathroom down the hall. No need to argue over toilet seats being up.
Ironically, this particular ex was the biggest neat freak I have ever dated, to the point of having his laundry machines installed IN his walk-in closet so he used the washer as a hamper and turned it on when it was full...
Why couldn't the messier of my mans have had guest bathrooms? Hmmmmm.... I guess I will never know....

[LuckyG]

PLEASE GUYS JUST PUT THE GODDAMNED TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!!! If there is one thing my boyfriend does that annoys the shit out of me is that he never puts the toilet seat down.

I am thinking of putting a GODDAMNED SIGN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET!!

Here's my sign. Ladies, be considerate.

Dave Chapelle summarized the male mind nicely in one of his standup routines.

"A man only wants four things: suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich and don't talk so damn much."

I'm a little more complicated than that, but I think pretty much everything has already been said. Most importantly, be into a dude and make damn sure he knows it - that's what turns me on more than anything else. Oh, and be honest.