the user's guide to males....

[slipknotpsycho]

ok c'mon guys, chip in here... we're trying to get a compiled list of actual 'rules' for operating us males :wtf: try to keep the comedy out of it, i want this serious.... (females could do the same if htey like)

one sex always seems to have problems understanding the other, so lets get a guide going... can be rules, input, anything... just to help the opposite understand us better.... what we need, what we want, what we mean... but like i said, keep the comedy to a minimum... (also note, it may not apply to every guy, but try to keep the postings to the general population of males..i.e. the majority share this trait)


i'll start.... deep down we do need the closeness, but nearly from birth we're conditioned to be non-feeling machines... the tact you apply needs to somehow coincide with both.... don't make it seem like we need you, rather, you need us... push for the closeness, but not to apoint of aggervation, and keep comments like "how come you never wanna be close" out, cuz i garuntee most of the time that leads to a fight, again, we were conditioned to need nothing but ourselves.... we can't actually answer that question without going against everything we know... we need you as much as you need us, we just aren't able to show it as easily. we may be the main pillar of strength in relationships, but we are still just as needy and vulnerable as you...

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 05-15-2007. the user's guide to males.... ok c'mon guys, chip in here... we're trying to get a compiled list of actual 'rules' for operating us males :wtf: try to keep the comedy out of it, i want this serious.... (females could do the same if htey like) one sex always seems to have problems understanding the other, so lets get a guide going... can be rules, input, anything... just to help the opposite understand us better.... what we need, what we want, what we mean... but like i said, keep the comedy to a minimum... (also note, Rating: 5

[invoke]

Yes that's true, another thing i hate is when my girlfriend will call me saying she is at the store, and thinking about me asking if I want anything. If I say no, it doesn't mean buy me a candy bar because I like candy. It offends her if she gets me something and I don't really want to eat it right away, or when she makes me breakfast and I am not hungry when I wake up. It's not because I don't want your cooking.

I find it odd that sometimes girls are like, "Well I made you eggs and bacon for breakfast and you don't even want it.", then lunch comes around and you ask her to make you something because you like their cooking, and they freak. "You're lazy I made you breakfast a couple of hours ago."

Basically men are simple and will mostly tell you what they want, when they want it. This does not mean it's a demand. You can decline, and I will not be angry or frustrated in the slightest but I am asking anyways, because I like your cooking woman.

Girls are confusing.

[420MissHighTimes420]

Great idea for a thread!
And it's really annoying when you tell a guy something and they forget it.
We love being asked questions so we can tell you how we feel. Girls love talking about themselves. I hate when my boyfriend,or whatever the hell he is, just goes on and on about himself.
AND GUYS WHEN YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO CALL A GIRL CALL HER!! That one really pisses me off!
And girls always try so hard to look perfect for whoever they are with, so when you see her, even if you think she looks fugly tell her she looks 'beautiful' or 'gorgeous' even 'sexy'. Something really flattering.
ALSO WE DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU BUST IN OUR MOUTHS WITH OUT WARNING! AND THEN REFUSE TO KISS US AFTERWARDS!

[thcbongman]

If I try to get a girl number and she asks why?

Bye bye.

[slipknotpsycho]

If I try to get a girl number and she asks why?

Bye bye.

lol i dunno why but tha'ts funny to me for some reason..

[higher4hockey]

say what you mean and mean what you say.

[Samwhore]

If you buy a guy lunch, he loves you.

[thcbongman]

lol i dunno why but tha'ts funny to me for some reason..

lol.

The asking why? response tells me 2 things.

1. The girl is either not very bright, or thinks I'm a fool.

2. At that moment, she obviously doesn't respect you enough. If a girl really wants to hang-out with you, she'll make time, and go out of their way to ensure contact.

[Eazy]

lol,
when i was with my gurl layin all snuggled, she sat up and reached for a drink ahd a few sips and we carried on talkinj n whe was liek just lookin down at me n stroakin ma cheek (after sex lol) and i was like omg hun u gotta move, she was like erm okay y? cos when ur above me i dunno y makes me feel non manly

major turn off

[lagstronaut]

lol,
when i was with my gurl layin all snuggled, she sat up and reached for a drink ahd a few sips and we carried on talkinj n whe was liek just lookin down at me n stroakin ma cheek (after sex lol) and i was like omg hun u gotta move, she was like erm okay y? cos when ur above me i dunno y makes me feel non manly

major turn off

uhh?? i dunno about you but i love when a girl can show affection to me like that. she's probably pissed you just denied her that