Quote Originally Posted by cannabis=freedom
Let me tell you about the rudest stoner I have ever met....

I went to a party on Friday night...nothing too huge, it was pretty relaxed and low-key....and two of my friends and I went outside to smoke a blunt.

We just start when the door opens and this dude comes outside, who we sort of knew but had never really had a conversation with or anything. He's an arrogant ass who thinks he's the coolest cat around just because he's the bassist in a band (a band that sucks balls, by the way)... Anyway, he comes outside and says "I'm in".

Now, I'm a really nice guy, so I didn't tell him to fuck off like many might if someone "asked" like that. I resignedly motion for him to join the circle, and we begin smoking. Well, whenever the blunt comes to this guy, he takes 6 hits! Not only that, but he takes his sweet time between hits. We all wanted to punch him; it also just so happened that I was next in line after him.

Whenever my friend who's before him in the circle is hitting (the guy is polite and takes 2 hits) the new guy looks really impatient, like "hurry the fuck up." Worst of all....the third time the guy gets the blunt, he takes 4 hits and then just stands there, immobile, for about 20 seconds, the large spliff in his hand. So I reach for it, and he immediately snaps to attention and says "dude..." and gives me a look like I'm really rude, and then takes another 3 hits before passing.

I seriously hope this motherfucker smokes nothing but shake for the rest of his life. Anyone else have any stories like this?

I would have taken the blunt from him and knocked him the fuck out. A swift punch to the nose would do him nice... (of course i would have warned him first)