jeeeeez i hate spiders

[halfassedjediknight]

my girlfriend just found a freaking black widow in our room because she left the porch door open or something.

halfassedjediknight Reviewed by halfassedjediknight on 05-15-2007. jeeeeez i hate spiders my girlfriend just found a freaking black widow in our room because she left the porch door open or something. Rating: 5

[werd328]

Kill it.

[halfassedjediknight]

thats mandatory.

[TheBigOne45]

Black Widows? Damn. Thank god I live up north where I don't have to deal with those fuckers. lol.

I saw a cockroach in my house and I didn't kill it. I let it go.

[halfassedjediknight]

do you have brown recluses up there?

[slipknotpsycho]

i never seen a black widdow in person but those fuckers can get huge!

btw i woulda emptied out a jar or something and kept it as a pet.... i like spiders, my wife is scared shitless of them...

[TheBigOne45]

do you have brown recluses up there?

No idea. We don't have any poisonous ones.

[slipknotpsycho]

i garuntee you do... i don't think there's one part of the world that doesn't... other then of course the poles... (maybe alaska..?)

wolf spiders or funnel webs more than likely (neither make webs... well funnel webs do, but not like the traditional.... they pick a hole, create a web, mostly to know when prey is close... they're fast moving and more resemble a tarantula in body style... then of course there's nocturnal spiders, a major one in the us being hte orb weaver.... when you walk down your porch or something and get a spider web in the face, but no spider near, and it wasn't there the night before, it's usually from an orb weaver...)

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah, did you see the trademark hourglass?

[MagicalHerb]

fucking brown reculses were smoking cigarettes in my mansion