If we're going to do a movie, there have to be some action scenes.

NEGOTIATOR #1: Please, don't kill those hostages! What are your demands?
CRIMINAL #1: I demand $200,000 cash and a helicopter to Mexico in one hour or I'll start shooting some people!
NEGOTIATOR #1: I'm not sure I can do that for you, but I'll see what I can do.
CRIMINAL #2: Make it quick. We're serious here! Don't fuck with us!
NEGOTIATOR #2: Hey, I got a joint. You want to smoke?
NEGOTIATOR #1: Yeah, definitely. This shit is stressing me out.
CRIMINAL #1: Hey, what are you guys smoking over there?
NEGOTIATOR #2: A doobie. You want in?
CRIMINAL #1: Fuck yeah. Hey hostages, you want some?
*puff puff* *pass* *puff puff*
CRIMINAL #2: Yo dude, what were we doing again?
CRIMINAL #1: I think we were robbing a bank or something, I forget.
CRIMINAL #2: Holy shit dude! What are we doing with all these guns?!
CRIMINAL #1: Oh my God, you're right! Holy crap, grenades! We gotta get rid of this shit before somebody hurts themself! Hey, stop bogarting that J dude...