Why? You can be IN IT! Think of that. Famous - you'd get weed sent instead of fanmail - and you can have your own small army - and when you get pissed off you can hire someone to stand while you kick them in the nutz, and you can have your plane - with a big pot leaf on the side - and you can drop parcels of weed to the people down below, and fund a new project - to send the first 6 foot cannabis cola into space, with the aids of small rockets on the sides towards the bottom. Ooo, what else. Ooo, yes, you can buy one of those ride on mowers, get drunk and drive it around your massive living room, or you can take it out on the road, cause a massive accident, and bribe the corrupt fucking arseholes! Wow, i hope it's really like that, i'll be fucking sorted!