Cannabis.com: The Movie!

[CannabisCrooz]

I'm already looking for funding for my new nonprofit organization, to airlift cannabis to war torn countries and famine stricken regions....

how cruel, what will they EAT when the munchies come around

[stinkyattic]

Shit, I never thought of that. I will also send some cheezcake.

[LIP]

Ahhh, man what is it with people mocking my inability to be bothered enough to go out and buy some precious cheesecake. I dont think i can resist the temptation. Oh fiddle sticks, i sound like homer simpson now. Blast.

[BUZz UK]

poverty drove me to steal 2 toblerones, 1 twirl and a toffee crisp today. It made me feel good.

Now i see why kleptomania is so popular...

[stinkyattic]

Perhaps you should find something with a bit more nutritional value if you are going to use poverty as an excuse for theft....

[GHoSToKeR]

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 16

Action!

*Bong noises*

"..."

"No, wait, dude! Yeah, I didn't uhh, like, do that properly, or something.. Let's do it again......."

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 17

Action!

*Bong noises*

"Umm.. I umm..."

Cut!

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 18

Action!

*Bong Noises*

"Umm....................

...................Line!?"

:jointsmile:

[PureEvil760]

then I walk in out of nowhere and everyone just beats the shit out of me.

[GHoSToKeR]

Uhh sorry I totally haven't even been following the thread of this um thread. My bad..

:jointsmile:

[M3nt0R]

Dude, it really would be the greatest movie ever.
I would be happy as an unimportant extra (hint hint ), maybe the guy in the background of some shots always smoking a fat doobie. :jointsmile:

You are not aware how much I love you. You made my day...

I commend you.

Imagining that was the FUNNIEST thing I've EVER imagined.

I just imagine a couple, both about 25ish year old arguing about their relationship which has gone on for years. In the midst of it all...you knwo the whole 9 yards...the girl is crying, the guy is a little bit angry and upset, he starts yelling, and in the background, maybe 45 feet behind, there is a guy who has just finished rolling a joint and starts smoking it, but doesn't look into the camera or anything, he's just a casual guy that went to sit on a bench in the park and happened to be near the cuple who was arguing.

I'm sorry eveyr time I play that scenario in my head, I can't stop laughing.

[LIP]

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 16

Action!

*Bong noises*

"..."

"No, wait, dude! Yeah, I didn't uhh, like, do that properly, or something.. Let's do it again......."

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 17

Action!

*Bong noises*

"Umm.. I umm..."

Cut!

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 18

Action!

*Bong Noises*

"Umm....................

...................Line!?"

:jointsmile:

That's how it'd be LOL - that was good!

It'd probably would just turn into a big outtake movie - just us smoking, passing out, waking up, relighting the joint, passing and so on. It'd be great. Laugh a second. People would laugh so hard their lungs would fall out.