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12-28-2004, 12:58 AM #11OPSenior Member
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Man, this is funny....
How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose?
Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever.
Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls.
Why is there a 13 to 20 second delay between farting and the time it starts to smell?
Actually, the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.
lmfaoooo
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12-28-2004, 01:00 AM #12Senior Member
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every1 loves there own brand
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12-28-2004, 01:03 AM #13Senior Member
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I might of died without knowing that Res.
The science of fart's lol!
Who pay's these people! Haha.
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12-28-2004, 01:03 AM #14OPSenior Member
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12-28-2004, 01:05 AM #15OPSenior Member
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THE COMMAND FART:
This fart differs from the Anticipated Fart in that it can be held for long periods of time waiting for the right moment. Unlike the Anticipated Fart, it is intended to be noticed. Peter Billingham is reported to have held a Command Fart for the whole period in a history class and let it go right at the end when the teacher asked if there were any questions.
I'm sat here laughing like a crazy man...geeez
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12-28-2004, 01:07 AM #16OPSenior Member
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THE HIC-HACHOO-FART FART:
This is strictly an old lady's fart. What happens is that the person manages to hiccough, sneeze, and fart all at the same time. After an old lady farts a Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart she will usually pat her chest and say, "My, my", or "Well, well". There is no reason she should not be proud, as this is probably as neat an old person's fart as there is.
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12-28-2004, 01:08 AM #17OPSenior Member
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THE SURPRISE FART:
This is where you feel a fart coming, but when try to let rip, you shit your pants. This is a real downer if you happen to be at work, or out with friends, and don't have access to some clean underwear.
Let's have a show of hands
*raises hand*
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12-28-2004, 01:08 AM #18Senior Member
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LMAO!
Have fun...................
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