You sound like you don't break shit often. ha me and my buds seem to have a ritual of breaking the slide pretty much every time were done smoking. One time my buds were in a basement stairwell and i went back to my room to get my weed, when I came back, i thought i heard one of my friends say "Oh thats just Mike", so I stood at the top and sais "MUPD!"(our police); my friend had a loaded slide in his hand and freaked out and tossed it away and it shattered. Dammit I miss school already.