I'm trying to help you, but at the same time I'm trying to understand you. First, what is a fake urine bottle? Second, are you using human urine or synthetic urine? Because if you are using synthetic urine it comes in a small bottle(Quick Fix) with temp strip on it. You lost me on this, the guy sometimes doesn't think it sounds like pee? What guy? This sounds a little crazy. Look man if you're synthetic pee, go with Quick Fix, Detoxforless.com or you can google it. If you're using human pee, think, use your head find a nice little trial size plastic bottle. When you do go take your piss test, piss in the toilet while your pouring your sample in the cup. Good Luck!!!!