How to not get caught guide

[mugen]

Ive gotten caught quite alot...and well I have learned a bit. I thought I would share this with you all.

Tips:
-Use visine ^^
-Dont laugh lol
-Try to keep your eyes open wide
-Keep your mouth closed
-Try to act as normal as possible, Observe yourself in a mirror to make sure you will give it away that your stoned

Smoking Outside: When smoking outside just do it away from people, exspecially people you know or police. Smoking outside is pretty easy, just dont come home and bust in the door laughing (has happened). Dont worry about the smell or anything, the wind will take care of that.

Smoking Inside: Smoking inside is tricky. The best way to do it (but not most coinvenent) is too go into the bathroom, turn the fan on (if you have one) and turn the shower on. Toke up, maybe spray some air freshner just for some extra safety, and leave the shower running for a little bit. The shower will help clean the smell out of the air.

Smoking in your room is kind of risky. If your going to do this I would
recommend definitly use incense sticks. You can buy them here -buy Incense Sticks
I personally just pick them up at spensers. There only $4 for 20 of them at my local store, not that much of a mark-up. All you do is light the end of them and they will burn unleashing a very strong smell in your room. The smell will stay for more than a day. There really good at masking smells. Burning incense is a clear indicator of someone smoking to most people so just be aware. If not you could always just spray air-freshner and keep a window open, praying no one comes in your room soon.

Hope this helps you all out some. Peace :hippy:

mugen Reviewed by mugen on 05-13-2007. How to not get caught guide Ive gotten caught quite alot...and well I have learned a bit. I thought I would share this with you all. Tips: -Use visine ^^ -Dont laugh lol -Try to keep your eyes open wide -Keep your mouth closed -Try to act as normal as possible, Observe yourself in a mirror to make sure you will give it away that your stoned Smoking Outside: When smoking outside just do it away from people, exspecially people you know or police. Smoking outside is pretty easy, just dont come home and bust in Rating: 5

[werd328]

I smoke in my room all the time. All I use to cover the smell is a doob tube and some Febreeze just to make sure.

[partyguy420]

dude... screew your guide... ill just wait 9 months till im off probation... go buy a pound... and a nice ass pipe and some blunt wraps... and sit on the couch... and just smoke... when my mom comes home, ill just say high...

[Matt the Funk]

Dude lol....what does laughing have to do with it? The thing that gets suspicious is how everyone stops talking and doesn't laugh or anything.

[J-dubb206]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha woow....

[mugen]

Well one time i was going to my frineds and his mom was taking me. I toked up b4 i left and lets just say i was laughing as hard as i could the ENTIRE time in his moms car....gd times ^^

[Matt the Funk]

Yeah, but sometimes I laugh like that because something is funny. Now being dead silent, trying to look awake, and being kinda spaced out thinking about other shit is suspicious. Just act calm,cool, and collected. Stay relaxed.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

hahahaha 4 for 20 roflmao

haha, I noticed that too...

Coincidence?

I think not. :thumbsup:

[Matt the Funk]

4 for 20$ seems pretty fucking expensive to me...my local "tabbaco" store will ussually give me a whole lot of them for free.

[jaGerbom]

i believe he meant 4$ for 20 sticks.