Quote Originally Posted by Turtlepik
My Danish ex once told me my penis looked like a turtle, and "pik" is Danish for "dick".

I'm still not sure that it really does look like a turtle, but at least I don't get any of that "this username is already taken. Would you like turtlepik156345473 instead?" bullshit.
lmao
BUZz UK Reviewed by BUZz UK on . How did you choose your forum names Hi all, perhaps this subject has been covered B4 but as I am fairly new how did everyone choose their names mine is fairly straight forward I work as part of the nightcrew team in a large DIY store hence NIGHTCREWMAN not very original I know but how about the rest of you. Cheers NCM Rating: 5