you must remember that we are children and the government is there to protect us from ourselves. without governmental interference in our day-to-day activities we would undoubtedly spend our lives as hopeless addicts, drinking and smoking ourselves into oblivion, masturbating ourselves raw and murdering our neighbors in their sleep. we should all be thankful that the religious right is there to show us the way to a moral lifestyle and the secular left is there to protect us from our own stupidity.
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