At around 12 midnight on Christmas I had a pounding fucking headache and a killer stomach ache. After a few minutes I had my face in the sink puking my intestines out. It was starbursts and capaccunio. I spent all of Christmas night and morning puking and shitting myself dry. It was the kind of shits where its pure liquid. A couple of the times I got up to puke and when I was about to heeve I suddenly had to shit. I had to choose which to do so I shit myself. Once I puked in my mouth, it was sprite. One of the times I was shitting I had to puke so I let it go all over the tub. THE WORST was the DRY HEEVES, they hurt like a bitch and then bile starting coming out. To make matters worse, Christmas was at my house. Twenty people were here and I felt shitty all day long. I didn't even get up to open presents because it took too much energy.

I woke up this morning and I feel better. Although I did wake up all sweaty and freezing cold. I'm not 100% but I definately am better. I haven't puked but I still have the shits.

I don't know why I felt the need to share this, but it's probably because I'm bored. I wonder if I smoke this bowl will I feel better?
Frost. Reviewed by Frost. on . This was the worst Christmas I have ever had. At around 12 midnight on Christmas I had a pounding fucking headache and a killer stomach ache. After a few minutes I had my face in the sink puking my intestines out. It was starbursts and capaccunio. I spent all of Christmas night and morning puking and shitting myself dry. It was the kind of shits where its pure liquid. A couple of the times I got up to puke and when I was about to heeve I suddenly had to shit. I had to choose which to do so I shit myself. Once I puked in my mouth, it Rating: 5