ahahahaha how the hell would you arrest him.. ahaha i can see it now..

COP 1: FREEZE! Your under arrest Michael! (tackles him). Ok Harry cuff him up...
COP 2: Roger

COP 1: Damnit Harry would you hurry up with the cuffs!

Cop 2: Sir theres a little problem...

Michael: Oh you guys are such assholes...




reading the rest of these posts made me crack up :S2:
reality0 Reviewed by reality0 on . Armless, One-Legged Driver Leads High Speed Chase NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. - Authorities were led on a high speed vehicle chase by an armless, one-legged man, and they said this wasn't the first time the 40-year-old eluded police. Michael Francis Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He spent time in prison for kicking a Florida Highway Patrol trooper after an accident in 1996. He led police on a 120 mph chase in 1998. On Tuesday, Wiley sped off in a Ford Explorer when Rating: 5