That reminds me of a couple months ago when I was hitting my sherlock driving down a busy road. So I decide I'm gonna take a big ass hit and prepare for it and take it not realizing that as soon as lit that shit up a po-9 rides right past me in the opposite lane slow as shit. I'm like "SHIT!" and look in my rearview, sure enough they busted a U-turn right in the middle of the street and I throw my shit in the glove(like a dumbass, but hey you really can't eat a sherlock soooo). Low and behold I get stopped by the red light right ahead, so all I can do is watch this cop rolling up on me. As soon as he gets on my ass he decides to get in the turn lane next to me, and doesn't even look at me!. Only time I've ever been paranoid about anything in my life, but with good reason.
timothylearyisdead Reviewed by timothylearyisdead on . I cant believe I didnt get caught today. Anyways this morning... well actually it was yesterday but whatever. So anyways this "morning"(yesterday) I was sitting in my car about to go meet some friends to go smoke with. Anyways as I am sitting in my car , I find some left over weed in my grinder that I completly forgot about from the night before and I roll a joint right when I see the weed. Anyways as I set out driving , I light the joint and put on some reggae. Anyways right when I inhale my second hit .. I look up and theres a cop Rating: 5