so yesterday i call up my mom to wish her a happy mothers day, i get her on the line and she asks me why im calling her (i dont usually call her unless something is wrong) i tell her i have to call her its mothers day. she says to me: no it isnt its sunday, its always sunday. so i think to myself, what the fuck it says mothers day on the damn calender. so i tell my mom, you're full of shit it is mothers day i put it in the calender of my phone to remind me. i get up, go look at the calender. FUCK its mothers day in Mexico.

yeah my mom has probably told that story a million times by now, she thought it was hilarious.