I am drinking my first cup of coffee for the morning. The first of two. I'm still in am after-sleep stupor even though I've been up for 15 minutes and fed and let the dogs out. I'm wearing a very worn t-shirt with holes in it and a pair of yoga pants. Socks. My hair's sticking out in all directions, and I still have spots of an overnight anti-oil face mask on my face. My eyes are puffy from allergies. I'm my usual grouchy morning self.

I look and feel like the Creature From the Black Lagoon.