Haha, that is so incredibly ridiculous, but funny. Though, I guess one could argue that it's artistic. Honestly, I would not smoke out of that. I'd smoke out of tinfoil if that phallic bong was the only available quality piece available to smoke out of.

Though, there could be some pros to this. Haven't had sex with your girlfriend yet, and does your girlfriend smoke weed? Well, maybe if you have some balls, you could buy her one of those bongs to give her some heads up (no pun intended--ok, I lied, it was intended) on what you might be thinking!