^^ Oh, Stinky, you crack me up! LOL!! ^^

I hate the feigned deafness or the blank face like he's clueless. I know he's not. But he does that for leverage. If I give him a hard time about it, he gets big, innocent eyes and says "Whaaat?" I see that my son has developed this habit, too. They pass it from generation to generation like a secret handshake.
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . Bedtime Conversation Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married? " HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) Rating: 5