He could've won if he said I wouldn't remarry because it wouldn't be the same without you. That would have ended the whole conversation, but this was certainly amusing. Also, it might be hard to think of that while being questioned.
footpaul Reviewed by footpaul on . Bedtime Conversation Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married? " HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) Rating: 5