Good one, P4B! Birdie had me sign on so I could see that one. I'm printing it out to take to the golf course on Saturday.

This is why guys have had to develop the silent response. Keeps what we say from being the wrong answer. Also it's the only way we can retain our edge. I probably will feel consequences for having written this.
Dave Byrd Reviewed by Dave Byrd on . Bedtime Conversation Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married? " HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) Rating: 5