Bedtime Conversation

[darth stoner]

haha

darth stoner Reviewed by darth stoner on 05-10-2007. Bedtime Conversation Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married? " HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) Rating: 5

[LIP]

LOL! That's great! Just let it slip at the end rofl!

[delusionsofNORMALity]

sometimes feigning deafness or utter stupidity is the only intelligent solution for a married man.

[make it legal]

Haha that's funny.

[Weedhound]

DoN....sometimes? Most of the ones I know do it 24/7. :wtf:

[Bob the Awesome]

Yea, that was pretty good ^^

[stinkyattic]

DoN....sometimes? Most of the ones I know do it 24/7. :wtf:

I wasn't aware it was an act...

[birdgirl73]

^^ Oh, Stinky, you crack me up! LOL!! ^^

I hate the feigned deafness or the blank face like he's clueless. I know he's not. But he does that for leverage. If I give him a hard time about it, he gets big, innocent eyes and says "Whaaat?" I see that my son has developed this habit, too. They pass it from generation to generation like a secret handshake.

[smoke it]

lol. ive seen one like that before.

[friendowl]

wife: you wanna do me

homie: yeah

my bedtime conversation