Okay......Me and a friend were smoking from a bong. The friend dropped the lighter into the bong. He looked into the bong, then pulled a "WTF?!" and dumped the contents of the bong onto my carpet! I was about to kick his face in when I realised that instead of a lighter and bongwater, a 9-volt battery fell onto the ground.

In other words, I once saw a lighter and some bong-water miraculously turn into a 9-volt battery.

You saw something weird. Don't feel special.