I'd be up a creek if I were without my triple-blade razors to shave my legs with--and without my Proactiv solution, too! This is why I can't ever go to jail, among other reasons. On TV when they do shows about prison life (and I know you were probably in the municipal or county lockup instead of the state pen, it sounds like), they said folks are only allowed two baths a week? Is that right? That'd be troubling to me, too.