Vacationing in Australia

[Samwhore]

Alright, where are my tour guides?

Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 05-08-2007. Vacationing in Australia Alright, where are my tour guides? ;) Rating: 5

[Kenn]

WE LL GDAY SAM MY NAME IS CROCODILE kENN AND ILL BE YOUR FIRST GUIDE FOR TODAY.until onother Aussie click on and takes over my tour. OK lets say ur plane lands in Darwin. Darwin is the capital of the northern territory home to crocs,kangaroos and snakes .

[Kenn]

here are some locals in the annual beer can regatta.

[Samwhore]

Hm, so do you guys feel isolated sometimes? It looks like a lovely city, and the water so blue.

[Kenn]

yeah somtimes feel isolated from the world.but we have a lot to be thankful for in aus its like our island home.Now Sam we move on with the tour if u look at ur map of aus we will move south to Katherine a beautiful place with the famous katherine gorge..

[Samwhore]

Wow, the second pic is just, wow. How big is the gorge?

[Samwhore]

Melbourne is the party city! In fact, Melbourne is just a beautiful city to live in period. An amazing city life..we even have our own dancing style called the 'Melbourne Shuffle' created by the movement of the rave scene.

Samwhore: you going with family or friends?

Oh dear, this is a joke, between a few of us members, it's a joke. When I post in the other local forums, I'm "vacationing" in the country. I'd love to go though.

[Kenn]

hey Sam so u liked the gorge it really is a stunning place, well i hope u hav had enough of swimming in the gorge ,now its time to hit the road again, We will keep heading south today next stop alice springs on the way we will pass thru tennant creek a gold mining town please refer to ur map. we will also have a Quick stop at the Devils marbles a famous Australian land mark.

[downundadude]

what type of tour are you chasing, if your after a pg rated tour then im no good, can help you out with a x rated tour, oh well when you do come to aussie check this post we aussies are very nice and will lend a couch to sleep on wherever ya go, not like those weird overseas people, hhahah
peace

[Kenn]

just showin Sam bloody whore around oz she wanted a tour ,maybe u can give her the XXX rated tour in another thread just let her see our country first then give her ur tour dont want to scare her away yet......lol