Paris Hilton

[xcrispi]

I agree w/ the new sex tapes idea ,
They need to lock the bitch up w/ the likes of Big Bertha or 1 of the other female Rock Bosses so they can OWN her skinny ass for a month and a half while the rest of the cell block makes home movies .:thumbsup:
Crispi :jointsmile:

[Cannaman1ac]

lol i got the tv on and it just said the guy who arrested her got a standing ovation at church this past sunday

[Psycho4Bud]

LA, USA, ABC network officials have admitted that there is a show in the pipeline for the Hilton trollop to record whilst doing stir.

"We are in the final stages of negotiations with the Prison Governor who has agreed in principle to what we are trying to achieve" Said an executive at ABC, "We had a few wrinkles to iron out, like who would do the filming etc.

"Fortunately there are a few camera women already in that particular penitentiary, who, we will hire for the duration of the charming Miss Hilton's stay"

According to our sources, the rest of the all female film crew will be committing some minor misdemeanours over the next week, just so they will get banged up with the leggy knickerless slapper at the same time.

Ms Hilton is unhappy about her "on/off" friend Nicole Ritchie, who has apparently refused to join in and will not be with Paris on the inside "Fcuk that shit!" the always eloquent Miss Ritchie stated. "I isn't doing no prison time for dat biatch, and anyway, my agent said I shouldn't hang out with fat people any mo'!"

Janice (Knuckle Cruncher) McKinney has jumped at the chance to have her cell made over. "I have been here for 18 years, staring at a grey wall" said the cauliflower eared six footer cheerily "If they don't change it soon, I swear I'm gonna eat someone's fingers again"

Unfortunately, due to prison rules, the décor du jour, will be limited to paint and fabrics as laid out in The State Penitentiary Decorating Guidelines and Conditions circa 1982.

These colours being:

"of such a manner as to not incite aggressive behaviour"
and

"to be such that they bring a calm and restorative effect upon the demeanour of the individual undergoing penal servitude and by turn encourage a reflective/pensive state that engenders the ability to return to society as a productive, tax paying member"
TheSpoof.com : Paris Hilton to host "Cell Make-Over" show! funny satire story

LOL....Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Cannaman1ac]

lol u had me in the first couple paragraphs

[CattyWampus]

You people are being mean. There is simply air between her ears and that is all and therefore she cannot remember how to act like a regular human being.

[Psycho4Bud]

This is good.............
YouTube - Paris Hilton Jail

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[friendowl]

this is stupid
if they treat paris like everyone else
than she will do 5-15 days out of 45
la jails are crowded with real criminal bitches
this is just a message for youngsters

[Skink]

I heard Britney was going to make a guest apperance to show her snatch...

[smoke it]

lol. she'll get torn up in the la jails.

[stinkyattic]

It just occurred to me... no way are they going to let her keep her extensions in... we'll get to see how ratty and nasty her real hair is. Nice!