ALRIGHT DUDE, i wasnt gonna respond to this one, but maybe i can suggest something that will help.... try to buy a smokeless ashtray or an air purifier. hold your hits in longer so you blow out very little smoke, and limit how much smoke goes into the air.....for example: when you light a bowl, try to inhale all the smoke, remove fire in time to be able to inhale all the smoke, and then take a nickel or some other flat object and put it on top of the bowl, so no more smoke escapes...this will actually help you conserve your weed too. you can also just take some quick hits in your closet with the door closed, and then come out of the closet(pardon the pun) and close the door quickly. candles help too. good luck and happy smokin'