Quote Originally Posted by CannabisCrooz
and a perfect bong it was. eighteen inches glass, with an ice catcher. nothing fancy but perfect for me. its name was Sani. the very first bong i ever got

i was having a little toke tonight, just relaxing. i kinda zoned out in the middle of the sesh watching tv, i totally forgot that i had been smoking and that Sani was right next to my right elbow. i get up to to go take a piss and hit my elbow on something as im turning around. and i just kinda watched, it felt like it was in slow motion as it just fell off the table towards the floor, SMASH, obliterated into hundreds of shards.
i just kinda stared at it, it took me like 10 seconds to realize what a MORONIC move i just made.
had to clean all that shit up and get the bong water all wiped up.
i bring my brand new vaccum cleaner that we literally got today, set it up and start sucking up some of the small glass pieces, but this vaccum is like some crazy nasa black vortex death machine, when i turn it on all the lights dim and it sounds like theres a pair of lumberjacks chainsawing a tree in my room.
as im using the vaccum tube to suck up all the little bits of glass i smell something burning, look at the base of the vaccum and is its like pulling up this brown rug its on and annihilating it. i turn the vaccum off, the rug is totally stripped where the vaccum was. basically bald, now i have to explain that to my mom.
smashed it, sani's gone forever man. 120$ down the drain and i guess im gonna buy a new one, so another 100 or so dollars outta my pocket. just pretty bummed.
what a shitty night.
HAHAHA im sorry about your bong hun but that shit about your vaccum, BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!!