Just smashed my first bong

[CannabisCrooz]

and a perfect bong it was. eighteen inches glass, with an ice catcher. nothing fancy but perfect for me. its name was Sani. the very first bong i ever got

i was having a little toke tonight, just relaxing. i kinda zoned out in the middle of the sesh watching tv, i totally forgot that i had been smoking and that Sani was right next to my right elbow. i get up to to go take a piss and hit my elbow on something as im turning around. and i just kinda watched, it felt like it was in slow motion as it just fell off the table towards the floor, SMASH, obliterated into hundreds of shards.
i just kinda stared at it, it took me like 10 seconds to realize what a MORONIC move i just made.
had to clean all that shit up and get the bong water all wiped up.
i bring my brand new vaccum cleaner that we literally got today, set it up and start sucking up some of the small glass pieces, but this vaccum is like some crazy nasa black vortex death machine, when i turn it on all the lights dim and it sounds like theres a pair of lumberjacks chainsawing a tree in my room.
as im using the vaccum tube to suck up all the little bits of glass i smell something burning, look at the base of the vaccum and is its like pulling up this brown rug its on and annihilating it. i turn the vaccum off, the rug is totally stripped where the vaccum was. basically bald, now i have to explain that to my mom.

smashed it, sani's gone forever man. 120$ down the drain and i guess im gonna buy a new one, so another 100 or so dollars outta my pocket. just pretty bummed.
what a shitty night.

CannabisCrooz Reviewed by CannabisCrooz on 05-07-2007. Just smashed my first bong and a perfect bong it was. eighteen inches glass, with an ice catcher. nothing fancy but perfect for me. its name was Sani. the very first bong i ever got i was having a little toke tonight, just relaxing. i kinda zoned out in the middle of the sesh watching tv, i totally forgot that i had been smoking and that Sani was right next to my right elbow. i get up to to go take a piss and hit my elbow on something as im turning around. and i just kinda watched, it felt like it was in slow motion Rating: 5

[Weedhound]

Welcome to the club. Ever notice that it's really hard to break a joint?

[josh g]

Sucks man.. Hope you got that smell off your floor! And yeah, joints are hard to break haha.

[psykoactive420]

sucks about your bong man :|

[Reefer Rogue]

I feel your pain, my bong slide recently broke then i ordered another one and then when i opened the package it broke!!! =/ I need to order another 1 i've been smoking out of my bubbler since but it gets clogged to easily, i can't be bothered to clean it so much,=, its long.

[rebgirl420]

and a perfect bong it was. eighteen inches glass, with an ice catcher. nothing fancy but perfect for me. its name was Sani. the very first bong i ever got

i was having a little toke tonight, just relaxing. i kinda zoned out in the middle of the sesh watching tv, i totally forgot that i had been smoking and that Sani was right next to my right elbow. i get up to to go take a piss and hit my elbow on something as im turning around. and i just kinda watched, it felt like it was in slow motion as it just fell off the table towards the floor, SMASH, obliterated into hundreds of shards.
i just kinda stared at it, it took me like 10 seconds to realize what a MORONIC move i just made.
had to clean all that shit up and get the bong water all wiped up.
i bring my brand new vaccum cleaner that we literally got today, set it up and start sucking up some of the small glass pieces, but this vaccum is like some crazy nasa black vortex death machine, when i turn it on all the lights dim and it sounds like theres a pair of lumberjacks chainsawing a tree in my room.
as im using the vaccum tube to suck up all the little bits of glass i smell something burning, look at the base of the vaccum and is its like pulling up this brown rug its on and annihilating it. i turn the vaccum off, the rug is totally stripped where the vaccum was. basically bald, now i have to explain that to my mom.
smashed it, sani's gone forever man. 120$ down the drain and i guess im gonna buy a new one, so another 100 or so dollars outta my pocket. just pretty bummed.
what a shitty night.

HAHAHA im sorry about your bong hun but that shit about your vaccum, BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!!

[Pink_Floyd]

as someone already mentioned, welcome to the club man
When I broke my beautiful bong, I just stood over the broken pieces for what seamed like forever before I started freakin out lol.

[Jimbob1310]

as someone already mentioned, welcome to the club man
When I broke my beautiful bong, I just stood over the broken pieces for what seamed like forever before I started freakin out lol.

when my friend broke his glass pipe promethius he cried and we had to have a funeral.

[chris40]

Invest in an acrylic bong.

[tokin'smoker]

i know what you mean dude. the worst part is cleaning it up. all the broken shards. the bong water everywhere. you just know that this is not how it should be, that something is terribly wrong. i think i'm gonna cry.
i'm sorry for your loss. my next toke's for you and your bong.