WOW!! I didn't realize cat juggling was such a phenomonon.




Cat Juggling, much like goldfish swallowing and leprosy before it, is yet another bizarre fad which "captured the minds of young people everywhere" and will likely fizzle out within a year or two. But not before it winds up with a special on ESPN 2. Or at the very least a mention on the "Lighter Side" of the major 24-hour news stations. Yeah, like those damned talking heads need one more thing to banter about.

Cat jugglers are a large and varied group encompassing all ages and ethnicities. Except Jehovah's Witnesses. They think that cats are unclean.

The popularity of cat juggling has exploded in recent years, thanks in no small part to its heavy dependence on controlled substances. In some localities, cat juggling has supplanted wild parties and Dungeons & Dragons as the vehicle of choice for introducing drugs into a social setting. Even Kitten Huffing is feeling the heat.