How is anyone going to understand the joke? Neon Ewanna Cadick?

Am I supposed to go "NEON EWANNA CADICK?!?!" and then pull out my dick?

How about this. I scream anything and pull out my dick, and it'll be just as funny. Neon ewanna cadick doesn't even make sense, unless you READ it the way you typed it, and people would still have trouble understanding it.... since you can't read what people say.