Roughly 5 times a week my feet catch a door as i open it and i walk into the edge breaking my nose and hitting my head - damn my size 14UK - or size 15US feet.

I break my nose so often it doesnt bleed anymore, nor does it hurt really. I think the cartiliage has left me.

I dropped a pair of ladder onto my face and my nose broke their fall once.

And once i was chopping down a tree with my old man, and as it went it took a phone cable with it. So there was this cable just in the middle of the road and the house next door had no phone line. So we had to call BT and they had like 5 vans and a cherry picker LOL - me and my dad gave up gardening that day - it invloved too many vans.

And what makes it funnier is technically it was my fault coz i didnt pull the rope to swing the branch over - i was stoned at the time and forgot LOL.

He still thinks i was pulling rofl/

I forgot what this thread was about now.
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