I'm an IDIOT!

[Kenn]

Weve all done idiotic things im sure, does that make us all idiots?

[Greenport]

the first time i met my girlfriends parents i didnt have my glasses on. I jumped threw there screen door. Had to get a new 1

[stinkyattic]

I picked up a hot wok barehanded off a commercial wok-ring (most of you will never see one, it's a hole in a concrete counter about 28" in diameter with a SERIOUS fire underneath), not noticing the other line cook had been using it just before... Burned half the skin off my thumb and palm. Then in the same week I was making fajitas drunk and sliced the tip off the SAME thumb while cutting onions... Right in front of like 4 friends...
Can I be the idiot's club caterer plz?

[JaggedEdge]

I picked up a hot wok barehanded off a commercial wok-ring (most of you will never see one, it's a hole in a concrete counter about 28" in diameter with a SERIOUS fire underneath), not noticing the other line cook had been using it just before... Burned half the skin off my thumb and palm. Then in the same week I was making fajitas drunk and sliced the tip off the SAME thumb while cutting onions... Right in front of like 4 friends...
Can I be the idiot's club caterer plz?

But all our food would end up being red...

[stinkyattic]

But all our food would end up being red...

WEll yes but mostly because I cook with a lot of chilies... mostly...

Oh! That reminds me of another stupid kitchen stunt! I grew 'fooled you' jalapenos in my garden last summer but apparently I'm an IDIOT and got the labels switched with the REAL ones... being the idiot I am, I was messing with my friends and was like, hey, wanna chile? They aren't hot at all... and chowed down... yeah right... wrong plant... Have you ever drunk an entire half-gallon of milk at once?

[Skink]

I picked up a hot wok barehanded off a commercial wok-ring (most of you will never see one, it's a hole in a concrete counter about 28" in diameter with a SERIOUS fire underneath), not noticing the other line cook had been using it just before... Burned half the skin off my thumb and palm. Then in the same week I was making fajitas drunk and sliced the tip off the SAME thumb while cutting onions... Right in front of like 4 friends...
Can I be the idiot's club caterer plz?

I pulled a SS frying pan out of my 450° oven... I was finishing a 2" Filet Mignon,,,LOLzz,,,fucked up a great dinner...

[hempplaya]

how about having my car door open and backing it up and knowing a tree was in the way yet leaving the door open and hitting the door on the tree and it breaking off?

can i join

[Eazy]

ruin upstairs to grab fone in my own house, i run with a bound lol so head went up 18 stitches on head scalping ma self kinda grew abck sept scar, hit back on concrete step and was like ow

[LIP]

Roughly 5 times a week my feet catch a door as i open it and i walk into the edge breaking my nose and hitting my head - damn my size 14UK - or size 15US feet.

I break my nose so often it doesnt bleed anymore, nor does it hurt really. I think the cartiliage has left me.

I dropped a pair of ladder onto my face and my nose broke their fall once.

And once i was chopping down a tree with my old man, and as it went it took a phone cable with it. So there was this cable just in the middle of the road and the house next door had no phone line. So we had to call BT and they had like 5 vans and a cherry picker LOL - me and my dad gave up gardening that day - it invloved too many vans.

And what makes it funnier is technically it was my fault coz i didnt pull the rope to swing the branch over - i was stoned at the time and forgot LOL.

He still thinks i was pulling rofl/

I forgot what this thread was about now.