You're all freakin geniuseses. But if you want to talk about being an idiot...

I once thought I was more powerful than God himself, and so I once raised an army of the undead and laid waste to a small town in eastern europe. It was supposed to be the dawning of a new communist utopia, but all too quickly corruption and decay started at the highest levels of the undead leadership. The new society failed, the dream died. I had been such a fool.