I'm an IDIOT!

[Skink]

Sorry,,,I'm smart...

[mfqr]

I once overdosed on caffeine. Who's the idiot now? Me.

[FreeVenice]

I turned on a obviously cracked lightbulb one time, just to see if it worked. . . Thank god I did it in a lamp and not on my ceiling, cause I would of been assed out. . .

[LIP]

I stuck a fork in the toaster just too see how bad it'd shock.

I did that with a knife once trying to get my bread out that got stuck in it and i didnt think i'd shock myself. I supose it's like the time i changed a lightswitch without turning off the electic,

[Reefer Rogue]

Whatever floats your boat.

[smoke it]

i was thrown in a fire by my friends and i was sober. i thought i would go all the way over it... i was wrong.

[mamma puffpuff420]

Can i be treasurerer? Or weed supplier to the "club"

Idiot? - I tripped into a door once, fell back onto a cabinate, cut my arm and hit the back of my head whilst landing on my ass and jerking my back badly.

by all mean's

[mamma puffpuff420]

i dont know where id start with all the idiotic shit ive done in my life
i want 2 b the queen idiot

i'll mention 1 rite now
i put a pop tart in the toaster and when it popped i just reached down and grabbed it
biiiiiggg mistake
the blister's went clear across my palm
took well over a week 2 heal

[Polymirize]

You're all freakin geniuseses. But if you want to talk about being an idiot...

I once thought I was more powerful than God himself, and so I once raised an army of the undead and laid waste to a small town in eastern europe. It was supposed to be the dawning of a new communist utopia, but all too quickly corruption and decay started at the highest levels of the undead leadership. The new society failed, the dream died. I had been such a fool.

[NextLineIsMine]

I once rode on a unicycle with my hands tied behind my back to prove I could. I fell forwards...