No offence hempheadjack, but you're kinda being a dick. You don't know everything there is to know about weed. As far as tea is concerned i know from experience that you can't steep marijuana in hot water and make good tea. The THC will not dissolve. And as far as books are concerned, you can learn a lot from one. Maybe you should read up, I'd say start with grammar and spelling, and work your way up!
Don't try to be the weed king.