Quote Originally Posted by Encatuse
A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.

The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"




That's the funniest joke I've ever heard, so it needed to be posted again so no one missed it. Kudos for that one fatty lumps
Yeah man, that one kills every time it's told.
fatty lumps Reviewed by fatty lumps on . FAVOURITE JOKE! OK PEOPLE LETS GET SUM HUMOUR IN HERE! WHATS YOU FAVROURITE JOKE? Mine is: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ??That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!? The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ??The driver just insulted me!? The man says: ??You go right up there and tell him off ?? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.? I have a better joke but its about micheal jackson and buns and Rating: 5